Jon Snow is prettier than your daughters.

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whatswithtodaytoday: salvatores: apriki: SHIT SON be cool man be cool they don’t have your photo man they don’t know you maybe that kid could be Peeta I mean it’s a common ass name I ain’t got nothing to worry about I’m inconspicuous as fuck deep breaths deep breathing fuck fuck fuck maybe it’ll be a bake off #WORST DAY EVER!!!!!!!! #OH SHIT MAN NOW THE HOT GIRL’S GONNA KILL ME #i’ve eaten her squirrels man i know she’s a crack shot #i don’t wanna get an arrow through the eye!!  MAYBE IT’LL BE A BAKE OFF

whatswithtodaytoday:

salvatores:

apriki:

SHIT SON be cool man be cool they don’t have your photo man they don’t know you maybe that kid could be Peeta I mean it’s a common ass name I ain’t got nothing to worry about I’m inconspicuous as fuck deep breaths deep breathing fuck fuck fuck

maybe it’ll be a bake off

#WORST DAY EVER!!!!!!!! #OH SHIT MAN NOW THE HOT GIRL’S GONNA KILL ME #i’ve eaten her squirrels man i know she’s a crack shot #i don’t wanna get an arrow through the eye!! 

MAYBE IT’LL BE A BAKE OFF

i-speak-opera: HAHAHAHAHHA LOL =)))))))))))))))))))000 AM I LAUGHING BECAUSE IT’S TRUE OR WHAT? LOLLLLLLLLL. =))))))))))) THE HECK!!  AHAHHAHAHAHA!

i-speak-opera:

HAHAHAHAHHA LOL =)))))))))))))))))))000 AM I LAUGHING BECAUSE IT’S TRUE OR WHAT? LOLLLLLLLLL. =))))))))))) THE HECK!! 

AHAHHAHAHAHA!

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benedlunds: MISHA’S. FUCKING. TONGUE.

benedlunds:

MISHA’S. FUCKING. TONGUE.

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ameliepoulain:2010fifaworldcup: Cristiano Ronaldo making his “I was fouled!” face. Ronaldo usually makes the face as he slowly limps to his feet following a minor run-in with a defender, tears welling up in his eyes after 2-3 minutes spent writhing on the ground, and after 2-3 replays have shown incidental contact. Ronaldo dives so flamboyantly, Greg Louganis thinks he should tone it down.  He flops more than Vlade Divac and Reggie Miller combined. In fact: If Cristiano Ronaldo were a folk song about a mulberry bush, he’d be “Flop Goes the Weasel”. If Cristiano Ronaldo were an outdated computer data storage device, he’d be a floppy disk. If Cristiano Ronaldo were a prop-heavy children’s board game, he’d be Floperation. If Cristiano Ronaldo were one of Peter Rabbit’s siblings, he’d be Flopsy, and he’d constantly exaggerate his collisions with other rabbits to make Mr. MacGregor give Cottontail a yellow card. If Cristiano Ronaldo were a building where prostitutes worked during the Old West days, he’d be a flophouse. And Wayne Rooney would frequent that place a lot. If Cristiano Ronaldo were a semi-truck that transformed into a robot - a robot that fell down and clutched its robotic knee after every slide tackle - he’d be Floptimus Prime. if cristiano ronaldo were a dolphin he would be flopper

ameliepoulain:2010fifaworldcup:

Cristiano Ronaldo making his “I was fouled!” face. Ronaldo usually makes the face as he slowly limps to his feet following a minor run-in with a defender, tears welling up in his eyes after 2-3 minutes spent writhing on the ground, and after 2-3 replays have shown incidental contact.

Ronaldo dives so flamboyantly, Greg Louganis thinks he should tone it down.  He flops more than Vlade Divac and Reggie Miller combined. In fact:

  • If Cristiano Ronaldo were a folk song about a mulberry bush, he’d be “Flop Goes the Weasel”.
  • If Cristiano Ronaldo were an outdated computer data storage device, he’d be a floppy disk.
  • If Cristiano Ronaldo were a prop-heavy children’s board game, he’d be Floperation.
  • If Cristiano Ronaldo were one of Peter Rabbit’s siblings, he’d be Flopsy, and he’d constantly exaggerate his collisions with other rabbits to make Mr. MacGregor give Cottontail a yellow card.
  • If Cristiano Ronaldo were a building where prostitutes worked during the Old West days, he’d be a flophouse. And Wayne Rooney would frequent that place a lot.
  • If Cristiano Ronaldo were a semi-truck that transformed into a robot - a robot that fell down and clutched its robotic knee after every slide tackle - he’d be Floptimus Prime.

if cristiano ronaldo were a dolphin he would be flopper

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